A man was driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he noticed a sign out of the corner of his eye .
It read:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thought it was just a figment of his imagination and drove on without a second thought.
Soon, he saw another sign which said:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
and realized that these signs are for real.
When he drove past a third sign which read:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT,
his curiosity got the best of him and he pulled into the driveway.
On the far side of the parking lot was a somber stone
building with a small sign next to the door:
SISTERS OF MERCY.
He climbed the steps and rang the bell.
The door was answered by a nun in a long black habit who
asked, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answered, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was
interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He was led through many winding passages and was soon quite
disoriented.
The nun stopped at a closed door, and told the man, "Please
knock on this door."
He did as he was told and the door is answered by another
nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup.
This nun instructed, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through
the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He got $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second
nun's cup.
He trotted eagerly down the hall and slipped through the
door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locked behind him, he found himself back in the
parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY
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